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From Playing Card to Business Card
Without the development of the printing press in 1445 the Renaissance may never have happened, and Johann Gutenberg the inventor certainly did not know he was sowing the seeds of the business card entrepreneur's bonanza we have today. What civilisation gained from Gutenberg's invention is...

Advanced Nano-Products, Inc., Recipient of the 2005 Frost & Sullivan Product Differentiation Innovation Award for the U.S. Protective Coatings Market.
For Immediate Release February 11th, 2005 Advanced Nano-Products, Inc., Recipient of the 2005 Frost & Sullivan Product Differentiation Innovation Award for the U.S. Protective Coatings Market. Point Roberts, WA, February 11th 2005 - www.NanotechnologyInvestment.com, a global research...

Profitable Trading System
After you have found a profitable trading system that you already back-tested, how can you be sure that this system will produce the same gains in future. Nobody can predict the future, your system can easily make losses in next years or can be no tradable. There are some tests you must do...

How To Choose A Uranium Stock
Now that the uranium bull market has gone to a new level, a number of exploration stocks made spectacular percentage gains after the International Investment Conference held in San Francisco in late November 2005. We turned to Kevin Bambrough, Market Strategist, and Jean-Francoise Tardif, Portfolio...

Beating The Stock Market Trends
The stock market trend refers to the condition of the trading system. Because of the stock market's instability, it should be known that your stocks could win, could lose or could break even. Since breaking the stock market system is complicated and has never been done. Here are some...


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Collection of Stock Market Jokes after the Crash [rec.humor.funny]
Q: What's the difference between a pigeon and a stockbroker? ... 4) Some very, very old jokes used in just about all bad times, now applied to the market: ...
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Financial jokes and anecdotes. ... A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker suggested to bet $10000 on a horse. ...